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🗑️💥 THE WHOLE GARBAGE PAIL KIDS GANG IN ONE EPIC POSTER 💥🗑️

Remember tearing open a wax pack of Garbage Pail Kids, praying for an Adam Bomb, and getting a stale stick of gum that could break a tooth? 😂 This retro collage poster brings all of that gross, grimy, gloriously disgusting 80s magic back to life in one loud, colorful, can’t-stop-staring print.

Dozens of classic GPK characters pile on top of each other in a chaotic tribute to the sticker cards that got banned from schools, confiscated by teachers, and hidden in shoeboxes across America. 📦✨

🤢 WHO’S IN THE PILE?
Adam Bomb 💣, Messy Tessie 🤧, Leaky Lindsay 💧, Nasty Nick 😈, Ali Gator 🐊, Up Chuck 🤮, Potty Scotty 🚽, Junkfood John 🍔 and a whole army of their slimy, snotty, stinky friends. Every time you look at it, you’ll spot someone new. 👀

🙌 PERFECT FOR
• 👾 80s and 90s kids who grew up trading GPK on the playground
• 🃏 Garbage Pail Kids collectors and trading card fans
• 🎨 Lovers of lowbrow, kitschy, maximalist and pop culture art
• 😆 Anyone with a twisted sense of humor and zero shame

🏠 WHERE TO HANG IT
• 🎮 Game room or man cave
• 🛋️ Basement hangout or rec room
• 🎓 Dorm room or first apartment
• 🍻 Home bar or garage
• 💼 Office (if your boss has a sense of humor)
• 🧒 Kids’ rooms for the next generation of gross out fans

🎁 THE ULTIMATE NOSTALGIA GIFT
Looking for a gift that gets a huge laugh AND a trip down memory lane? This is it. Great for:
🎂 Birthdays
👨 Father’s Day
🎄 Christmas and holiday stockings
🎅 White elephant and Secret Santa swaps
🏆 Collectors who already have everything

📐 PRINT DETAILS
• ✨ Premium luster photo paper with a semi gloss finish that makes every color POP
• 📏 10 mil (0.25 mm) thick, sturdy and built to last
• 👆 Fingerprint resistant, so it stays looking clean
• 🇯🇵 Archival quality paper sourced from Japan
• 🖼️ Frame not included

📏 SIZE GUIDE
• 8×12 in: perfect for desks, shelves and small spaces
• 12×18 in: great for gallery walls and dorm rooms
• 16×24 in: a solid statement piece
• 20×30 in: big, bold and impossible to miss
• 24×36 in: classic full size poster for maximum gross out impact 💥

🖼️ FRAMING TIP
All sizes fit standard frames from most craft and home stores, so it’s easy to frame and hang the same day it arrives. A simple black frame makes all those crazy colors jump right off the wall. 🖤

🧼 CARE
Keep it out of direct sunlight to prevent fading, and wipe gently with a dry, soft cloth if needed. Treat it better than you treated your original cards. 😉

🌱 MADE TO ORDER
Every poster is printed just for you the moment you order. That means no warehouse full of leftover stock, less waste and a fresh print made for your wall. Please allow a few extra days for production before it ships. 🚚

❓ QUICK FAQ
Q: Does it come framed?
A: Nope, frame not included, but it fits standard frame sizes. 👍

Q: Is the finish shiny?
A: It’s a luster finish, right between glossy and matte. Rich color with very little glare. ✨

Q: Can I order more than one?
A: Absolutely! Grab one for you and one for your old trading buddy. 🤝

🛒 Add it to your cart and bring the Garbage Pail Kids home where they belong: on your wall, grossing out your guests. 🗑️😂
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Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Optimization Theory and Optimization Theory ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at jourdan@optimizationtheory.com. You can also write to us at 29 Lakeview Drive South
Cooperstown, NY 13326 or 29 Lakeview Drive South
Cooperstown, NY 13326.